Jokes

What musical key do cows sing in?

trent6543tm — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:11:26 +0000

Beef flat!

trent6543tm — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 00:31:26 +0000

Because his grades were below c level!

trent6543tm — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 00:30:09 +0000

Burple!

trent6543tm — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 00:27:44 +0000

Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

trent6543tm — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 19:49:52 +0000

What is a dogs favorite part of a house?

Woof!Woof!

What is a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Bark!Bark!Bark!

trent6543tm — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 00:30:26 +0000

How did the king measure his line. He is a ruler

trent6543tm — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 00:27:52 +0000

Why did the guy get fired from the bannana factory? The guy threw out all the bent bannanas.

trent6543tm — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 00:26:47 +0000

Guess what?Chicken Butt

Guess why?Chicken thy

trent6543tm — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 00:25:36 +0000

What is an astrtonauts favorite key on the keyboard? The Spacebar