What musical key do cows sing in?

Beef flat!

Why was elmo’s reportcard wet?

Because his grades were below c level!

What Color is a burp?

Burple!

Yo mama so ugly

Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Dog Jokes

What is a dogs favorite part of a house?

Woof!Woof!

What is a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Bark!Bark!Bark!

King Joke

How did the king measure his line. He is a ruler

Banana Factory

Why did the guy get fired from the bannana factory? The guy threw out all the bent bannanas.

Chicken Joke

Guess what?Chicken Butt

Guess why?Chicken thy

astronaut joke

What is an astrtonauts favorite key on the keyboard? The Spacebar